Why am I here?

No, this is not an existential question. I'm actually pretty clear on my reason for living (click Here for an explanation), but why am I here in the desert as the official pit crew for Bad News?
Here are my top 5 reasons:
5.Thought Danny said we were going to get dessert.
4.Needed excuse to fly out to see David Copperfield live
3.Looking for new fashion inspiration (I am discovering many interesting ways to rock my pit-crew bib)
2. Stargazing (So glad Amelia could make it. Can you believe Pak is in our pit row? - cue girly squeal)
1. To see the BEST in Bad News

I think Mr. Tough Mudder MC can offer some insight: